H1: Remaining Fucks Moisturizing Hand Crème

H2: Funny Lavender Hand Cream for Dry Hands

When the day takes all your patience, Remaining Fucks Moisturizing Hand Crème brings a little calm back with silky-soft hands and a soothing lavender scent. Made with nourishing cocoa butter and fast-absorbing jojoba oil, this moisturizing hand crème hydrates dry hands without a greasy feel.

H2: Calming Lavender Scent for Everyday Self-Care

The relaxing lavender fragrance makes this hand cream perfect for bedtime routines, self-care rituals, desk-side hydration, and gifting moments when a little calm is the best present. Vegan, cruelty-free, and made in the USA, it’s clean, functional skincare with bold Chez Gagné attitude.

Packaged in a recyclable tube with a chic gold cap, this under-$25 hand cream is equal parts therapeutic, funny, and gift-ready.

Why You’ll Love It

Hydrating Formula

Cocoa butter and jojoba oil help nourish, soften, and moisturize dry hands.

Non-Greasy Finish

The lightweight formula absorbs quickly, leaving hands silky smooth without a greasy feel.

Relaxing Lavender Scent

A calming lavender fragrance makes this hand crème perfect for nighttime routines, moments of stress, and everyday self-care.

Gift-Ready Packaging

The recyclable tube with a luxe gold cap makes it easy to gift, display, or keep in your bag.

H3: Clean Beauty Standards

Vegan, cruelty-free, and made in the USA from domestic and globally sourced components.

Best For

Dry hands, bedtime routines, self-care rituals, desk-side hydration, funny gifts, lavender lovers, stocking stuffers, birthday gifts, Mother’s Day gifts, Valentine’s Day gifts, holiday gifts, and affordable luxury gifts under $25.

The Chez Gagné Twist

“Out of fucks to give? Right there with ya. Hydrate the hell out of your hands with our lightweight blend of jojoba oil and cocoa butter. Take a break from the BS and let the soothing scent of lavender work its magic. Our unique formula leaves your hands silky and soft—never greasy.”

Product Details

Product name: Remaining Fucks Moisturizing Hand Crème
Scent: Lavender
Size: 3.4 oz
Tube dimensions: 2.4 x 5.75 in.
Packaging: Recyclable tube with luxe gold cap
Formula: Lightweight, fast-absorbing blend with cocoa butter and jojoba oil
Made in the USA from domestic and globally sourced components
Vegan and cruelty-free